June 24th, 2003
Directed bySam Seder
Written byDavid Dameshek & Adam De La Peña
Plot
Gary teaches Adam how to survive in the desert by taking him on a journey to meet "The Magic Indian." Activities include Gary destroying Adam's camping equipment and forcing him to spend the night in the open in front of a campfire.
Quotes
Gary Busey: It's the feeling I have. Also, you have a smell that comes ahead of you that can't be missed.
Gary Busey: I'm being guided by invisible forces.
Gary Busey: I will give you the knowledge of surviving - eating roadkill.
Gary Busey: The sailcat is a cat that has been run over about 600 times on a freeway and you walk out and you peel it off the freeway and you throw it across the prairie like a frisbee.
Gary Busey: We're going to Cathedral Rock. That's the vortex of the heart.